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یه روز صبح یه مریض به دکتر جراح مراجعه میکنه و از کمر درد شدید شکایت میکنه .

دکتره بعد از معاینه ازش میپرسه : خب، بگو ببینم واسه چی کمر درد گرفتی؟

مریض پاسخ میده: من برای یک کلوپ شبانه کار میکنم. امروز صبح زودتر به خونه ام رفتم و وقتی وارد آپارتمانم شدم،

یه صداهایی از اتاق خواب شنیدم! وقتی وارد اتاق شدم، فهمیدم که یکی با همسرم بوده!!

دربالکن هم باز بود. من سریع دویدم طرف بالکن، ولی کسی را اونجا ندیدم. وقتی پایین را نگاه کردم،

یه مرد را دیدم که میدوید و در همان حال داشت لباس میپوشید.من یخچال را که روی بالکن بود گرفتم و پرتاب کردم به طرف اون!!

دلیل کمر دردم هم همین بلند کردن یخچاله.

مریض بعدی که وارد شد دکتر بهش گفت : به نظر میرسید که تصادف بدی با یک ماشین داشتی.مریض قبلیِ من بد حال به نظر میرسید،

ولی مثل اینکه حال شما خیلی بدتره!بگو ببینم چه اتفاقی برات افتاده؟مریض پاسخ میده:

باید بدونید که من تا حالا بیکار بودم و امروز اولین روز کار جدیدم بود.

ولی من فراموش کرده بودم که ساعت را کوک کنم و برای همین هم نزدیک بود دیر کنم.

من سریع از خونه زدم بیرون و در همون حال هم داشتم لباسهام را میپوشیدم،شما باور نمیکنید؛

ولی یهو یه یخچال از بالا افتاد روی سر من!

وقتی مریض سوم میاد به نظر میرسه که حال اون از دو مریض قبلی وخیمتره.

دکتره در حالی که شوکه شده بوده دوباره میپرسه از کدوم جهنمی فرار کردی؟!

خب، راستش توی یه یخچال بودم که یهو یه نفر اون را از طبقهء سوم پرتاب کرد!



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